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The AAA.
To Protect, and to Serve, and to Always Look Up.
Who We Are
We are the AAA.
The AAA. To Protect, and to Serve, and to Always Look Up.
We are a small but efficient agency, dedicated to the health and safety of our great planet. We are a team of people with like minds, who strive every day to protect you.
We are your neighbor from down the road, your favorite aunt, your algebra teacher. We are your friend.
We are the AAA.
To Protect, and to Serve, and to Always Look Up.
(no, the other AAA)
Featured Case
Area Woman Cuddles with The Sweetest Little…Alien?
Cindy Chu of Elk Grove Village, IL was stunned when she was cuddling with her newborn kitten, Lunchbox. The kitty’s eyes were glowing a fierce green. “I think Lunchbox may be an alien.” Chu said. “I don’t know what I’ll tell the kids.”
Wanted
We are always looking for alien life. This is why we exist. With proper agency clearance, you’ll have access to our most wanted.
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