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Agent Mauvelous, 8:01 AM

Just saw fellow Agent Razzmatazz chasing an alien chicken down a dusty road. Brought a tear to my eye. We rock!

Agent Caribbean Green, 8:12 AM

My my my, some of us agents are getting sloppy. Spotted Agent Laser Lemon (more like agent “Lazy”) asleep in the front seat of her car in the Target parking lot. This is how we protect the earth against aliens?

Agent Laser Lemon, 8:22 AM

I was not sleeping. I was experimenting with closed-eye anti-alien technology.

Agent Atomic Tangerine, 8:31 AM

What a wonderful morning here in Atlanta. Good day to my fellow agents.

Agent Hot Magenta, 9:03 AM

How is Agent Umber still with then AAA? After the Fried Santa Incident? Poor Mrs. Levine! Her deli will never be the same.

Alien Suspect #59083

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Cafeteria Worker

Do you have a hunger for knowledge? A love of low-grade, high-flavor food? Then you may be the perfect candidate for the AAA cafeteria, serving breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late night-snacks when we burn the midnight oil on a hot ALIEN case. This is the ideal job for someone looking for employment satisfaction, and all […]

Accounting Office Manager

Do you pay your bills on time? Do you like to pay your bills on time? Then why not help us pay ours, too? We may be a small agency, but we take excellent care of our employees. That is why the Accounting Office manager is a vital cog in the AAA machine. Our workers […]