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Report an Alien

Have you seen an alien?
What was it wearing?
What were you wearing?
What time of day?
Do you think the alien was nice?
Do you think the alien had a sense of humor?
Would the alien wear a bow tie?
Would the alien wear argyle socks?
Have you been anywhere near the substance called Petronia Maxima (symbol: vz∉ℑ∞örrry§¤L-1) in the last 41 days?