The Montauk Project Report
Filed: June 5, 1981
Incident Area: Montauk, New York
Report written by Special Agent Ruby; filed by Junior Agent Pea Green

On or about June 5, 1981, in the town of Montauk, New York, Agent Turquoise interfered with another government agency’s project, entitled the Montauk Project, and teleported herself into another year. It is believed Agent Turquoise now resides in the Kansas plains in the early 1800s.

Little is known about the Montauk Project. AAA officials hoped stationing an agent near the site would allow access to further information.

At the time of this writing, it is unknown if, or how and when, Agent Turquoise will be returned to the current year of 1981. When questioned, the AAA head office said, “Agent Turquoise is clearly bright, with a zest for learning. She got herself there and we are hopeful she can get herself back.”

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ADDENDUM

Updated October 14, 1988, by Junior Agent Baby Blue

The AAA office has not been able to make real contact with Agent Turquoise, and therefore, this case has not progressed in any way. Further research shows that Agent Turquoise is probably churning her own butter, wearing a flowered dress and bonnet, and shopping at stores called General.

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ADDENDUM

Updated November 3, 2002, by Junior Agent Persimmon

It is now believed that Agent Turquoise must be happy where she is, and the AAA wishes her all the best that life on the prairie has to offer her.

THIS CASE IS NOW CLOSED.

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